p e n g u i n d e v i l

So I’m listening to I Started a Joke. Another one of the Bee Gee’s pre-disco classics of depression. Am I the only one who doesn’t think of it as a Jesus song?

As you may recall, last night we watched The Hills Have Eyes and felt inspired! Inspired, that is, to seek out the real one. So I trotted off to Everyday Music and found a used copy of the 2 disc version. Well, I haven’t watched it yet, but soon! I also broke down and bought the director’s cut of Das Boot, though I’ve been holding out for the 5 hour mini-series cut, I just can’t get around to spending the money to acquire it. So I figured, well, this one would work. I also, last night, downloaded some Zolar X mp3’s. Who? Well, I still haven’t heard them yet, so I don’t really know.

The backlog of media to consume never really seems to go away. I should be watching these, instead, tonight we watched the new Omen. Now I don’t really remember too much of The Omen, but it seemed that this one followed it pretty well. And that’s the good part. The movie just wasn’t that good. I didn’t think that they did a good job with tension, the movie wasn’t scary or foreboding. Visually it wasn’t too exciting and the scene where the priest dies is too terribly corny. I normally enjoy any Vatican goings-ons in movies, but this was a lame papacy and their impending armageddon presentation was dumb. But a big part of the film’s problem was the cast. The fellow playing Thorn wasn’t good at all. Not only did he seem wrong for the role but he played it very dully and was not at all convincing. His wife did a better job but still seemed totally wrong for her role… And Mia Farrow? No, not good either. Even the black dogs didn’t convince me. On the plus side there were a couple of good bloody scenes (just a couple though) and I thought that David Thewlis was entertaining as the photographer.

All in all, another terribly unneeded remake that adds nothing to the original, yet certainly loses something to it. The original had Gregory Peck and David Warner (the evil genius from Time Bandits)! This one has Liev Schreiber? No. That’s just not right.

What really is the problem with working in a bookstore? It is that you have to see all of the books. And hear about the books that people are looking for. What they really remind you of is that people do really believe what they want to believe, regardless of how blatantly false it may be. I believe (ha!) that in their hearts of hearts people know that a lot of this BS they subscribe to (Foxnews anyone?) is really BS, but they like the way it sounds, so off they go waving whatever flag they have.

Case in point, today I was shown this book “America’s Victories: Why the U.S. Wins Wars and Will Win the War on Terror” (tellingly credited to the author of “A Patriot’s History of the United States”, that sure sounds objective). I don’t think that anyone ever believed that Saddam Hussein was any kind of threat, I don’t think people believe that Iran is a threat, or Cuba. And I strongly doubt that 20% of Americans really believe that the apocalypse will come in their lifetime (or ever…). I think that people like to be a part of something potent and especially they like to be part of “the most powerful country on earth” and they like for that country to flex its muscle (reasonably or not) because it makes them feel better about themselves and personally more powerful. I think it’s beyond sad, because it’s harmful to others. Just like rape and murder, this violent military and economic power over others to make yourself feel better is just plain wrong and I bet that everyone knows it, no matter how many flags and ribbon magnets they put on their cars.

People are all the same, now as they were 1000, 2000 years ago, the only difference is what they’re told and what they experience when they grow up. What is the difference between a liberal Christian, a medieval Catholic Inquisitor, a Tibetan monk, a Celtic warrior or an Islamic jihadist? When they were born and what they were told. Though of course some people bother looking enough to go their own way, most don’t. They live life however they are told it is to be lived, and I cannot help but believe that people must realize how subjective all of society’s beliefs are. So, while I don’t have a problem with people being conservative, progressive, religious, psychics, or patriots all I ask is that they admit that it is just their culture and stop acting like it’s some universal truth that everyone needs to follow. We are all just cavemen who have time traveled, but at such a young age that we don’t know the difference, regardless of what era we happened to be born in.

Nationalism is about the strangest… Doesn’t it seem funny how every nation has nationalists and they all say the same thing about how superior their respective countries are? And how dangerous and barbaric their neighbors are? Shaw may have said that “In their behavior toward creatures, all men are Nazis. Human beings see oppression vividly when they’re the victims. Otherwise they victimize blindly and without a thought.” But it’s not just the other animals that are blindly victimized, it can be any human that one doesn’t consider to be part of one’s own little “us”.

But then, I’ve always said that no one really likes hot weather, they’ve just always had it implied to them that they should like it so they don’t even think about how unpleasant it is. And maybe that’s just me.